Pants and Panties
Oliver was going to be married to Nicola
so his father David, sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Oliver, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Oliver. He thought that might be a good thing to try
On his honeymoon, Oliver took off his pants and said to Nicola, 'Here, try these on..'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Oliver said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Nicola took off her panties and handed them to Oliver. She said, 'Here, you try on mine..'
Oliver did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'
Nicola said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
